I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Just pee around me
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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