I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
