i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Small penises have feelings too.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Randomize
