Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
im holly from the hills drunk
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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