Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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