But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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