At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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