We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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