i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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