all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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