I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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