I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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