I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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