I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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