With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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