hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
the condom got lost in my hair
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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