they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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