That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
farters have to be the big spoon...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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