Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
