Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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