I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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