why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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