Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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