please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
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