I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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