butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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