I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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