So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Randomize
