The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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