now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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