And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I am available for nakedness
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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