dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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