I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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