Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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