rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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