She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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