what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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