I wanna passion pit in your ass
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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