There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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