The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
well, you know. whores of a feather.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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