I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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