Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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