Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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