were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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