I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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