i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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