hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
