therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
how do you play pong handcuffed?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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