im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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