She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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